clmr

true as fuck zodiac
  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh



shanellbklyn:

iverbz:

gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

my nigga looked at her like “this white bitch finna make me catch a case on national television”

OMG I can’t even deal right now lol this can’t be real fucking life


magnacarterholygrail:

vinebox:

When you go over your Budget while grocery shopping

IF THIS WASNT UNDERGRAD BRUH
IF THIS AINT ME NOW BRUH



i need to know what drake is like in bed!!!!

where are the eyewitness accounts okay i needa know what his stroke like 

what’s his dick like?

i need answers


slayboybunny:

nicki minaj if youre reading this please push me down a flight of stairs


natnovna:

dudefromthe206:

natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

this site doesnt even make sense anymore

nicki minaj just killed drake show some fckin respect 



drunktrophywife:

I wish I was drake in that video but I also wish I was doing that to drake


youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut


Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

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