i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
" why don’t they use water cannons? "
my nigga looked at her like “this white bitch finna make me catch a case on national television”
OMG I can’t even deal right now lol this can’t be real fucking life
When you go over your Budget while grocery shopping
IF THIS WASNT UNDERGRAD BRUH
IF THIS AINT ME NOW BRUH
i need to know what drake is like in bed!!!!
where are the eyewitness accounts okay i needa know what his stroke like
what’s his dick like?
i need answers
nicki minaj if youre reading this please push me down a flight of stairs
drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair
this site doesnt even make sense anymore
nicki minaj just killed drake show some fckin respect
The Brown Girl’s Guide to Western Acceptance
Be sedated. Now you’ve made it.
I wish I was drake in that video but I also wish I was doing that to drake
I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING
drakes dad: *calls drake*
drakes dad: son, i saw it
drake: saw what
drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham
drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing
drakes dad: …..did you nut