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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 


obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.


dynamicafrica:

God bless the creator of this post.


jean-luc-gohard:

blacksupervillain:

I hate those anti-drunk driving commercials with the camouflaged invisible cops because they scare the shit out of me

imagine if the police could turn invisible

I meeeaaaannnn….

image

basically


tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*


so i think i’m writing a novel??? 

it think that’s what happened today

weird, right?



proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?



clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS


bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask


blacksupervillain:

youfunkybitchyou:

ignoranceisdeadlyy:

my mom & i shared a convo about this last night

Idk why This makes me laugh so hard lmao

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

blacksupervillain:

youfunkybitchyou:

ignoranceisdeadlyy:

my mom & i shared a convo about this last night

Idk why This makes me laugh so hard lmao

ABOUT A WEEK AGO




airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH


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