HOW DO YOU PLAY WITH YOURSELF
^your man does it for me
discussion of food~
at work: ***flawless (feat. chimamanda ngozi adichie)
when i’m going out: ***flawless (feat. nicki minaj)
White people act like Martin Luther King Jr was Jesus and died for their racist sins
Woah this new Fall Out Boy video for #Centuries is EPIC. Must. watch. now.
Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier
Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth
did your dad tell you that
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way
reporting live from who the fuck is this
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care